Mario in the Mushroom Kingdom

So my kid goes to Jiu Jitsu classes because I believe that it’s the best martial art out there. Then he goes and looses his training pants. This severely inhibits his ability to look intimidating to any would-be sparring partners.

I just went to check him out in his class and his mother dressed him up in these bright yellow jogging pants until the new ones from KarateDepot.com come in. Not only are the pants lame but yellow is a cowardly color. Now you may think that I’m old-fashioned for thinking such thoughts, but I’m still not even comfortable with the thought of pink dress shirts for men! And I read GQ!

Progress is made one step at a time…